Meeting Adjourned Permanently ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Motion to Never Reconvene ~ Carried
Ninety minutes, no decisions, one slide repeated four times. The chair asks whether anyone has anything to add, and someone finally does: a formal motion to end this and every meeting after it.
- For the calendar hostage: Made for the analyst with six standing meetings about meetings, the friend who takes calls from the parking lot to feel free, and anyone who has watched a decision get postponed to a decision.
- Minutes recorded: All in favor. Nobody opposed. Door already closing.
- Scheduled by: Part of Modern Scoundrels, no follow-up invited.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
