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May Our Captains Be Unrepentant ~ Ornament

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May Our Captains Be Unrepentant ~ A Toast With No Regrets

Some toasts wish for calm seas. This one wishes your leader keeps every questionable call she ever made and makes a few more. Raise a glass and lower your conscience.

  • Toast Material: Read it aloud at the next crew dinner and watch the table cheer.
  • Leadership Goals: For the skipper whose apology tour was cancelled due to fun.
  • Blessing Granted: A prayer the whole fleet can get behind.


Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.