Maps Are Suggestions ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Maps Are Suggestions ~ Boundaries, Too, Apparently

Property lines, fences and hedges are all just theories to a true pirate. Why buy a ladder when the neighbor already owns one? Returning it is also merely a suggestion.

• Neighbor Humor: For the friend whose lawn mower lives in your garage.
• Cul De Sac Pirate: Lands hard with every suburban crew.
• Sharing Economy: Generosity, enforced by the borrower.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood