Maps Are Suggestions ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Maps Are Suggestions ~ Boundaries, Too, Apparently
Property lines, fences and hedges are all just theories to a true pirate. Why buy a ladder when the neighbor already owns one? Returning it is also merely a suggestion.
- Neighbor Humor: For the friend whose lawn mower lives in your garage.
- Cul De Sac Pirate: Lands hard with every suburban crew.
- Sharing Economy: Generosity, enforced by the borrower.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
