Maps Are Suggestions ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Maps Are Suggestions ~ Boundaries, Too, Apparently
Property lines, fences and hedges are all just theories to a true pirate. Why buy a ladder when the neighbor already owns one? Returning it is also merely a suggestion.
- Neighbor Humor: For the friend whose lawn mower lives in your garage.
- Cul De Sac Pirate: Lands hard with every suburban crew.
- Sharing Economy: Generosity, enforced by the borrower.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
