Lost 1717 Found 1984 ~ Ornament
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Fashionably Late by 267 Years
A ship went down off Cape Cod in a spring storm and took two and a half centuries to turn up, patron saint of anyone who texts five minutes away from their own driveway. For the Cape regular, the dive buddy, and the friend whose ETA is fiction.
- What the Records Say: The Whydah Gally, under Samuel Black Sam Bellamy, wrecked off Cape Cod on the night of 26 to 27 April 1717; Barry Clifford located the site in 1984 and the inscribed bell, recovered in 1985, confirmed it.
- Beach-Week Souvenir: Better than the fudge, outlasts the sunburn.
- For the Chronically Late: A birthday nod to whoever arrives after the candles and still gets cake.
Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.
