Lock Up Your Sons ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Lock Up Your Sons ~ The Pirate Queens Have Docked

The divorce papers are signed, the bachelorette is booked and the girls trip chat has gone quiet in the way that means something is being planned. Warn the harbour. Warn the harbour's sons. A fleet of women with nothing to prove is the most dangerous thing on the water.

• Girls Trip Battle Flag: For the crew whose arrival in port gets noticed before the luggage comes off.
• Divorce Party Coronation: The queen gets the crown, the friends get matching warnings, the town gets a heads up.
• Royal Court After Dark: Reigns in Pirates After Dark, where the classic warning gets reversed and the queens get the last laugh.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood