Lock Up Your Sons ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Lock Up Your Sons ~ The Pirate Queens Have Docked
The divorce papers are signed, the bachelorette is booked and the girls trip chat has gone quiet in the way that means something is being planned. Warn the harbour. Warn the harbour's sons. A fleet of women with nothing to prove is the most dangerous thing on the water.
- Girls Trip Battle Flag: For the crew whose arrival in port gets noticed before the luggage comes off.
- Divorce Party Coronation: The queen gets the crown, the friends get matching warnings, the town gets a heads up.
- Royal Court After Dark: Reigns in Pirates After Dark, where the classic warning gets reversed and the queens get the last laugh.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
