Lock Up Your Sons ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Lock Up Your Sons ~ The Pirate Queens Have Docked
The divorce papers are signed, the bachelorette is booked and the girls trip chat has gone quiet in the way that means something is being planned. Warn the harbour. Warn the harbour's sons. A fleet of women with nothing to prove is the most dangerous thing on the water.
- Girls Trip Battle Flag: For the crew whose arrival in port gets noticed before the luggage comes off.
- Divorce Party Coronation: The queen gets the crown, the friends get matching warnings, the town gets a heads up.
- Royal Court After Dark: Reigns in Pirates After Dark, where the classic warning gets reversed and the queens get the last laugh.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
