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Life Is Short Read the Map ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Life Is Short Read the Map ~ Four Steps to a Very Good Story

A philosophy in four lines, and the last one is where the fun starts. Caution has its place, and it is back at the hotel. Anyone who has ever followed a hunch into the woods, the water or the antique mall knows the curse was mostly a rumour.

  • The Weekend Expedition Leader: For whoever reads the trail map once, declares it understood, and starts walking.
  • Gift for the Risk Taker: A nod to the friend who has never let a warning sign slow down a plan.
  • Motto of the Loot Line: Written into the heart of X Marks the Loot, where every hunt starts with a shrug at the odds.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood