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Life Is Short Read the Map ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Life Is Short Read the Map ~ Four Steps to a Very Good Story

A philosophy in four lines, and the last one is where the fun starts. Caution has its place, and it is back at the hotel. Anyone who has ever followed a hunch into the woods, the water or the antique mall knows the curse was mostly a rumour.

  • The Weekend Expedition Leader: For whoever reads the trail map once, declares it understood, and starts walking.
  • Gift for the Risk Taker: A nod to the friend who has never let a warning sign slow down a plan.
  • Motto of the Loot Line: Written into the heart of X Marks the Loot, where every hunt starts with a shrug at the odds.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer