Free shipping on all orders over $99

Let's Take This Offline and Overboard ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Color

  • Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
  • For the Beautifully Disreputable
  • Ships Fast from USA
  • Designed by Damien, Founder

Description

This Could Have Been an Email ~ or a Splash

Camera on, mute off, fourth call of the morning, and someone suggests continuing the discussion elsewhere. Elsewhere, in this case, has a railing and a long drop.

  • For the back-to-back survivor: Made for the remote worker whose calendar looks like a brick wall, the project manager who hears 'quick sync' and feels nothing, and anyone whose headset has a permanent dent.
  • Agenda item: Move the conversation off the call. Then move it off the ship.
  • Dialing in from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, bad connection, perfect timing.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood