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Let's Take This Offline and Overboard ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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This Could Have Been an Email ~ or a Splash

Camera on, mute off, fourth call of the morning, and someone suggests continuing the discussion elsewhere. Elsewhere, in this case, has a railing and a long drop.

  • For the back-to-back survivor: Made for the remote worker whose calendar looks like a brick wall, the project manager who hears 'quick sync' and feels nothing, and anyone whose headset has a permanent dent.
  • Agenda item: Move the conversation off the call. Then move it off the ship.
  • Dialing in from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, bad connection, perfect timing.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure