Let's Get Ship Faced ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Let's Get Ship Faced ~ Say It Three Times Fast

The pontoon is booked, the playlist is arguing with itself, and the bride's cousin has already fallen in once. Somebody needs to set the tone for the afternoon, and that somebody has excellent pronunciation.

• Bachelorette Boat Day Uniform: Matching the whole crew means nobody in the dock photos can claim they were not there.
• The Groom's Last Boat Ride: His friends promised to be responsible and this is what responsible looked like.
• Sounds Innocent From the Shore: Grandparents on the beach hear a nautical pun; the crew knows exactly what was said.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood