Let's Get Ship Faced ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Let's Get Ship Faced ~ Say It Three Times Fast
The pontoon is booked, the playlist is arguing with itself, and the bride's cousin has already fallen in once. Somebody needs to set the tone for the afternoon, and that somebody has excellent pronunciation.
- Bachelorette Boat Day Uniform: Matching the whole crew means nobody in the dock photos can claim they were not there.
- The Groom's Last Boat Ride: His friends promised to be responsible and this is what responsible looked like.
- Sounds Innocent From the Shore: Grandparents on the beach hear a nautical pun; the crew knows exactly what was said.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
