Land Is Overrated ~ Ornament
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Land Is Overrated ~ Solid Ground Has Never Been Fun
Driveways, lawns, parking lots. Thrilling stuff, if you are a rock. Some people only feel normal when the floor sways a little and the horizon goes on forever.
- Liveaboard Pride: For the friend who counts days until the next sail.
- Cruise Countdown: A cheerful reminder that port days are just intermissions.
- Sea Legs Only: Land is where the bills live anyway.
Made for the deckhand who starts the holiday countdown in October. The round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright between voyages.
