Lady by Day Pirate by Night ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Lady by Day Pirate by Night ~ Both Shifts Fully Booked

She answers emails with perfect punctuation, remembers every birthday and chairs the committee nobody else wanted. Then the sun goes down and the rum comes out and the committee is on its own. Her friends have seen both and prefer the second.

• Birthday Double Life: For the woman turning a number she does not say aloud and celebrating like someone half of it.
• Respectable Cover Story: Daytime manners are the disguise; the evening version is the one everyone actually invited.
• Nightfall Admission: Signed into Pirates After Dark, where the well behaved get a second personality once the candles are lit.