Kraken Up I Find Myself Hilarious ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Laughing First ~ Saves Everyone the Wait

The punchline has not landed yet and already she is wheezing, slapping the table, pointing at her own setup. Somebody at the table has to appreciate the material, and she volunteered years ago.

• For the self-appointed comedian: Buy it for the brother who repeats his own one-liner twice in case anyone missed it, and the coworker whose laugh arrives before the joke does.
• Audience of one, fully satisfied: The review is in, the critic is impressed, and the critic happens to be the act.
• Surfacing from: Part of Here Be Monsters, where the deep end is also the funny end.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood