Kraken Up I Find Myself Hilarious ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Laughing First ~ Saves Everyone the Wait
The punchline has not landed yet and already she is wheezing, slapping the table, pointing at her own setup. Somebody at the table has to appreciate the material, and she volunteered years ago.
- For the self-appointed comedian: Buy it for the brother who repeats his own one-liner twice in case anyone missed it, and the coworker whose laugh arrives before the joke does.
- Audience of one, fully satisfied: The review is in, the critic is impressed, and the critic happens to be the act.
- Surfacing from: Part of Here Be Monsters, where the deep end is also the funny end.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
