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Kraken Up I Find Myself Hilarious ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Laughing First ~ Saves Everyone the Wait

The punchline has not landed yet and already she is wheezing, slapping the table, pointing at her own setup. Somebody at the table has to appreciate the material, and she volunteered years ago.

  • For the self-appointed comedian: Buy it for the brother who repeats his own one-liner twice in case anyone missed it, and the coworker whose laugh arrives before the joke does.
  • Audience of one, fully satisfied: The review is in, the critic is impressed, and the critic happens to be the act.
  • Surfacing from: Part of Here Be Monsters, where the deep end is also the funny end.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer