Kraken Seeking Shipmate ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Single ~ Great Hugger ~ Some Exes Unaccounted For

The dating profile is honest, which is more than most. Enjoys long swims, holds on tight, and has a history best described as 'a few did not make it to the second date.' Swipe at your own risk.

• For the gloriously single: The friend whose breakup stories need a content warning, the sister who describes her type as 'alive, for now', and anyone back on the apps with a sense of humor about it.
• Red flags, listed in order: All three are right there in the bio. Reading them is the applicant's responsibility.
• Taking applications in: Part of Here Be Monsters, references available but not recommended.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood