Kraken Seeking Shipmate ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Single ~ Great Hugger ~ Some Exes Unaccounted For
The dating profile is honest, which is more than most. Enjoys long swims, holds on tight, and has a history best described as 'a few did not make it to the second date.' Swipe at your own risk.
- For the gloriously single: The friend whose breakup stories need a content warning, the sister who describes her type as 'alive, for now', and anyone back on the apps with a sense of humor about it.
- Red flags, listed in order: All three are right there in the bio. Reading them is the applicant's responsibility.
- Taking applications in: Part of Here Be Monsters, references available but not recommended.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
