Kraken Seeking Shipmate ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Single ~ Great Hugger ~ Some Exes Unaccounted For

The dating profile is honest, which is more than most. Enjoys long swims, holds on tight, and has a history best described as 'a few did not make it to the second date.' Swipe at your own risk.

• For the gloriously single: The friend whose breakup stories need a content warning, the sister who describes her type as 'alive, for now', and anyone back on the apps with a sense of humor about it.
• Red flags, listed in order: All three are right there in the bio. Reading them is the applicant's responsibility.
• Taking applications in: Part of Here Be Monsters, references available but not recommended.