Kraken Seeking Shipmate ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Single ~ Great Hugger ~ Some Exes Unaccounted For
The dating profile is honest, which is more than most. Enjoys long swims, holds on tight, and has a history best described as 'a few did not make it to the second date.' Swipe at your own risk.
- For the gloriously single: The friend whose breakup stories need a content warning, the sister who describes her type as 'alive, for now', and anyone back on the apps with a sense of humor about it.
- Red flags, listed in order: All three are right there in the bio. Reading them is the applicant's responsibility.
- Taking applications in: Part of Here Be Monsters, references available but not recommended.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
