Know Your Worth Caesar ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Kidnapped ~ Insulted by the Asking Price ~ Fixed It
Around 75 BC, pirates grabbed a young Julius Caesar and asked twenty talents for him. According to Plutarch, he laughed at the number and had it raised to fifty, since the pirates clearly had no idea who they were holding. They took the raise and were pleased with themselves. That did not last.
- For the one who never takes the first offer: A gift for the friend who negotiates her own birthday dinner bill upward and the coworker who sent back a job offer with notes.
- Hostage negotiation, reversed: The captors wanted money, the captive wanted respect, and only one of them was good at math.
- Ransomed from: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the price of a Roman was set by the Roman.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
