Know Your Worth Caesar ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Kidnapped ~ Insulted by the Asking Price ~ Fixed It
Around 75 BC, pirates grabbed a young Julius Caesar and asked twenty talents for him. According to Plutarch, he laughed at the number and had it raised to fifty, since the pirates clearly had no idea who they were holding. They took the raise and were pleased with themselves. That did not last.
- For the one who never takes the first offer: A gift for the friend who negotiates her own birthday dinner bill upward and the coworker who sent back a job offer with notes.
- Hostage negotiation, reversed: The captors wanted money, the captive wanted respect, and only one of them was good at math.
- Ransomed from: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the price of a Roman was set by the Roman.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
