It's a Long Story ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Pull Up a Chair ~ This Takes a While

You asked how the weekend went. Forty minutes later, you know the name of the valet, the history of the restaurant, and the weather in 1998, and the weekend itself has not come up yet.

• For the tangent artist: Buy it for the uncle whose anecdotes have intermissions, the friend who says 'long story short' and means neither, and the grandfather who starts every tale at the dawn of time.
• Estimated runtime: Longer than you have. Shorter than last time, allegedly.
• Unspooling in: Part of Here Be Monsters, where nothing reaches the end quickly.