It's a Long Story ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Pull Up a Chair ~ This Takes a While

You asked how the weekend went. Forty minutes later, you know the name of the valet, the history of the restaurant, and the weather in 1998, and the weekend itself has not come up yet.

• For the tangent artist: Buy it for the uncle whose anecdotes have intermissions, the friend who says 'long story short' and means neither, and the grandfather who starts every tale at the dawn of time.
• Estimated runtime: Longer than you have. Shorter than last time, allegedly.
• Unspooling in: Part of Here Be Monsters, where nothing reaches the end quickly.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer