It Said Cursed I Said Add to Cart ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

It Said Cursed I Said Add to Cart ~ Free Shipping on Ancient Evil

The listing was honest. The warning was clear. The checkout button was right there and the cart had room. Some people see a haunted mirror and back away. Others see a bargain with a backstory and tip the courier.

• The 2am Online Shopper: For whoever has a package arriving that they do not fully remember ordering and will not explain.
• Gift for the Witchy Collector: Buy it for the friend whose shelves hold crystals, a taxidermy owl and at least one thing that hums.
• Haunted Aisle of the Loot Line: Shelved in X Marks the Loot, the collection where a curse is just a feature nobody charged extra for.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood