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The listing was honest. The warning was clear. The checkout button was right there and the cart had room. Some people see a haunted mirror and back away. Others see a bargain with a backstory and tip the courier.

• The 2am Online Shopper: For whoever has a package arriving that they do not fully remember ordering and will not explain.
• Gift for the Witchy Collector: Buy it for the friend whose shelves hold crystals, a taxidermy owl and at least one thing that hums.
• Haunted Aisle of the Loot Line: Shelved in X Marks the Loot, the collection where a curse is just a feature nobody charged extra for.