In Rum We Trust ~ Ornament

In Rum We Trust ~ Legal Tender at Every Beach Bar

Currencies rise and fall. Rum has held its value since the first ship left port with a barrel in the hold. Spend it wisely, share it generously, and never, ever lend it.

• Tiki Bar Faithful: For the one who knows the difference between a mai tai and a mistake and orders accordingly.
• Collector's Motto: Coin folks will spot the joke, rum folks will nod, and the bartender will pour.
• Liquid Gold Vault: The Rum Locker treasury, where the gold pours and the vault has a cork.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.