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In Rum We Trust ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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In Rum We Trust ~ Legal Tender at Every Beach Bar

Currencies rise and fall. Rum has held its value since the first ship left port with a barrel in the hold. Spend it wisely, share it generously, and never, ever lend it.

  • Tiki Bar Faithful: For the one who knows the difference between a mai tai and a mistake and orders accordingly.
  • Collector's Motto: Coin folks will spot the joke, rum folks will nod, and the bartender will pour.
  • Liquid Gold Vault: The Rum Locker treasury, where the gold pours and the vault has a cork.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood