In Rum We Trust ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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In Rum We Trust ~ Legal Tender at Every Beach Bar
Currencies rise and fall. Rum has held its value since the first ship left port with a barrel in the hold. Spend it wisely, share it generously, and never, ever lend it.
- Tiki Bar Faithful: For the one who knows the difference between a mai tai and a mistake and orders accordingly.
- Collector's Motto: Coin folks will spot the joke, rum folks will nod, and the bartender will pour.
- Liquid Gold Vault: The Rum Locker treasury, where the gold pours and the vault has a cork.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
