In Rum We Trust ~ Comfort Colors Tee

In Rum We Trust ~ Legal Tender at Every Beach Bar

Currencies rise and fall. Rum has held its value since the first ship left port with a barrel in the hold. Spend it wisely, share it generously, and never, ever lend it.

• Tiki Bar Faithful: For the one who knows the difference between a mai tai and a mistake and orders accordingly.
• Collector's Motto: Coin folks will spot the joke, rum folks will nod, and the bartender will pour.
• Liquid Gold Vault: The Rum Locker treasury, where the gold pours and the vault has a cork.