In Rum We Trust ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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In Rum We Trust ~ Legal Tender at Every Beach Bar
Currencies rise and fall. Rum has held its value since the first ship left port with a barrel in the hold. Spend it wisely, share it generously, and never, ever lend it.
- Tiki Bar Faithful: For the one who knows the difference between a mai tai and a mistake and orders accordingly.
- Collector's Motto: Coin folks will spot the joke, rum folks will nod, and the bartender will pour.
- Liquid Gold Vault: The Rum Locker treasury, where the gold pours and the vault has a cork.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
