I'm the Reason the Crew Needs Rules ~ Ornament

Policy Updated ~ Named After Her

Every workplace has one rule that exists because of one person. No glitter in the break room. No live animals at the holiday party. No betting on the manager's haircut. She can recite the dates each one was added, with pride.

• For the one the handbook was written about: Bachelorette ringleaders, office instigators and the friend every bar has a note about.
• Gift from the people who had to sign the new rule: They are still laughing. The manager is not.
• Causes trouble in Pirate Queens: Where the rules came after her, and she came first.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.