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I'm the Reason the Crew Needs Rules ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Policy Updated ~ Named After Her

Every workplace has one rule that exists because of one person. No glitter in the break room. No live animals at the holiday party. No betting on the manager's haircut. She can recite the dates each one was added, with pride.

  • For the one the handbook was written about: Bachelorette ringleaders, office instigators and the friend every bar has a note about.
  • Gift from the people who had to sign the new rule: They are still laughing. The manager is not.
  • Causes trouble in Pirate Queens: Where the rules came after her, and she came first.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure