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I'm Not High Maintenance I'm Royal Cargo ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Handle With Care ~ Tip Accordingly

The hotel pillows get swapped. The drink comes back if the ice is wrong. Her carry-on has a skincare routine and her weekend bag needs its own seat. None of this is difficulty. Treasure has always required careful handling and an armed escort.

  • For the woman who travels like a crown jewel: Spa regulars, first-class upgraders, and the bride who had a lighting consultant.
  • Give it to the glamorous one with a wink: She will accept it graciously and ask who else is getting one.
  • Insured under Pirate Queens: The collection where the precious cargo picks the route.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood