I'm Not Flirting I'm Negotiating Docking Rights ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

I'm Not Flirting I'm Negotiating Docking Rights ~ Bring Your Own Fenders

Marina bars run on two conversations: how big the boat is and where it will spend the night. The second one takes longer and involves more eye contact. By last orders, somebody has a slip and somebody has a story.

• Cruise Bar Opening Statement: For the solo sailor who treats small talk as a contract with terms to be agreed by closing time.
• Harbour Master's Objection: Reads as port business to anyone fifty feet away and as something else entirely to the person being asked.
• Mooring Fees After Dark: Pays its berth in Pirates After Dark, where the paperwork is a formality and the handshake is the point.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood