I'm Not Flirting I'm Negotiating Docking Rights ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I'm Not Flirting I'm Negotiating Docking Rights ~ Bring Your Own Fenders
Marina bars run on two conversations: how big the boat is and where it will spend the night. The second one takes longer and involves more eye contact. By last orders, somebody has a slip and somebody has a story.
- Cruise Bar Opening Statement: For the solo sailor who treats small talk as a contract with terms to be agreed by closing time.
- Harbour Master's Objection: Reads as port business to anyone fifty feet away and as something else entirely to the person being asked.
- Mooring Fees After Dark: Pays its berth in Pirates After Dark, where the paperwork is a formality and the handshake is the point.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
