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I'd Buckle Your Swash ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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I'd Buckle Your Swash ~ An Offer, Not a Threat

Some compliments arrive by candlelight. This one arrives across a cruise dining room at the exact moment the anniversary toast runs out of steam. He will read it twice, and the second read is the point.

  • The Anniversary Opener: Thirty years in and she still has a line he has not heard before.
  • Formal Night, Informal Intentions: Pairs with a proper dinner and a deliberately early exit from the dance floor.
  • Where It Lives on the Map: Filed under Pirates After Dark, the shelf where nautical phrases go to misbehave once the sun is down.