I Wasn't Recruited for My People Skills ~ Ornament
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Hired for Results ~ Tolerated for Everything Else
The feedback form says 'could be warmer'. The numbers say otherwise. Somewhere a captain picked a crew based on who could tie a knot in a storm, not who remembered birthdays, and the ship is still afloat.
- For the blunt one on the team: Engineers, surgeons, mechanics and the colleague whose email replies are one word long.
- Secret Santa for the straight talker: They will say it is accurate, which is the highest praise they give.
- Recruited into Modern Scoundrels: Where charm is optional and competence is the whole job description.
Secret Santa, white elephant or a captain's swap at the office party: this one gets stolen first. Ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, easy care with a damp cloth.
