I Wasn't Recruited for My People Skills ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Hired for Results ~ Tolerated for Everything Else

The feedback form says 'could be warmer'. The numbers say otherwise. Somewhere a captain picked a crew based on who could tie a knot in a storm, not who remembered birthdays, and the ship is still afloat.

• For the blunt one on the team: Engineers, surgeons, mechanics and the colleague whose email replies are one word long.
• Secret Santa for the straight talker: They will say it is accurate, which is the highest praise they give.
• Recruited into Modern Scoundrels: Where charm is optional and competence is the whole job description.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood