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I Wasn't Recruited for My People Skills ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Hired for Results ~ Tolerated for Everything Else

The feedback form says 'could be warmer'. The numbers say otherwise. Somewhere a captain picked a crew based on who could tie a knot in a storm, not who remembered birthdays, and the ship is still afloat.

  • For the blunt one on the team: Engineers, surgeons, mechanics and the colleague whose email replies are one word long.
  • Secret Santa for the straight talker: They will say it is accurate, which is the highest praise they give.
  • Recruited into Modern Scoundrels: Where charm is optional and competence is the whole job description.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer