I Wasn't Recruited for My People Skills ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

Hired for Results ~ Tolerated for Everything Else

The feedback form says 'could be warmer'. The numbers say otherwise. Somewhere a captain picked a crew based on who could tie a knot in a storm, not who remembered birthdays, and the ship is still afloat.

• For the blunt one on the team: Engineers, surgeons, mechanics and the colleague whose email replies are one word long.
• Secret Santa for the straight talker: They will say it is accurate, which is the highest praise they give.
• Recruited into Modern Scoundrels: Where charm is optional and competence is the whole job description.

Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell