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I Wasn't Recruited for My People Skills ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

$31.49

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Hired for Results ~ Tolerated for Everything Else

The feedback form says 'could be warmer'. The numbers say otherwise. Somewhere a captain picked a crew based on who could tie a knot in a storm, not who remembered birthdays, and the ship is still afloat.

  • For the blunt one on the team: Engineers, surgeons, mechanics and the colleague whose email replies are one word long.
  • Secret Santa for the straight talker: They will say it is accurate, which is the highest praise they give.
  • Recruited into Modern Scoundrels: Where charm is optional and competence is the whole job description.


Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew