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I Wasn't Invited I Was Specifically Warned ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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I Wasn't Invited I Was Specifically Warned ~ And Yet Here I Am With a Plate

The group chat said do not bring them. The host said please, not this time. And still, somehow, there they are by the cooler, telling the best story of the night to people who were told not to laugh.

  • The Plus-One Nobody Planned: For the friend who turns up as somebody's date, stays three hours longer than the date and leaves with new friends.
  • Wedding Table Nine Energy: A gift for whoever got seated by the kitchen on purpose and made it the best table in the room.
  • Uninvited Wing of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club never sends this one an invitation and never has to.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood