I Wasn't Invited I Was Specifically Warned ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I Wasn't Invited I Was Specifically Warned ~ And Yet Here I Am With a Plate
The group chat said do not bring them. The host said please, not this time. And still, somehow, there they are by the cooler, telling the best story of the night to people who were told not to laugh.
- The Plus-One Nobody Planned: For the friend who turns up as somebody's date, stays three hours longer than the date and leaves with new friends.
- Wedding Table Nine Energy: A gift for whoever got seated by the kitchen on purpose and made it the best table in the room.
- Uninvited Wing of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club never sends this one an invitation and never has to.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
