I Wasn't Invited I Was Specifically Warned ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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I Wasn't Invited I Was Specifically Warned ~ And Yet Here I Am With a Plate
The group chat said do not bring them. The host said please, not this time. And still, somehow, there they are by the cooler, telling the best story of the night to people who were told not to laugh.
- The Plus-One Nobody Planned: For the friend who turns up as somebody's date, stays three hours longer than the date and leaves with new friends.
- Wedding Table Nine Energy: A gift for whoever got seated by the kitchen on purpose and made it the best table in the room.
- Uninvited Wing of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club never sends this one an invitation and never has to.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
