I Was Promised Treasure ~ Premium Hoodie
$57.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Treasure Was Promised ~ Paperwork Was Delivered
The brochure said gold. The job listing said growth. The vacation photos showed an empty beach. Somewhere between the promise and the arrival, the treasure turned into a to-do list, and the grudge has been lovingly kept ever since.
- For the hopeful realist: The coworker after another all-hands meeting and the tourist on day three of rain.
- Grievance in comfort: A cozy layer to wear while filing a formal complaint with the universe.
- Filed under Questionable Choices Club: Where the map always looked better than the island.
Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL
